Fun Riddles:

What do you call a kitten drinking lemonade?
Answer: A sourpuss.
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Answer: Because it was not peeling well.
What can make the octopus laugh?
Answer: Ten tickles (tentacles).
What did the banana do when it heard the ice scream?
Answer: It split.
What do the dentists call the astronauts cavity?
Answer: A black hole.
What has eyes but cannot see?
Answer: A potato.
What did the chewing gum say to the shoe?
Answer: I'm stuck on you.
What did one potato chip say to the other?
Answer: Shall we go for a dip?
What does the Invisible Man drink at snack time?
Answer: Evaporated milk.
How do rabbits travel?
Answer: By hareplane!
What do you call a zipper on a banana?
Answer: A fruit fly.
What building has the most stories?
Answer: Library.
Why did the skeleton not go to the party?
Answer: Because he had nobody (no body) to go with.
Where do cows go for their holidays?
Answer: Moo York.
What do sea monsters eat?
Answer: Fish and ships.
What do you get when you cross SpongeBob with Albert Einstein?
Answer: Spongebob smartypants.
Why is the sun so bright?
Answer: Because it pays attention in the class and does its homework on time.
What has teeth but cannot eat?
Answer: A comb.
Why do bees hum?
Answer: Cause they don’t know the words.
What can you catch but can’t throw?
Answer: A cold.
Which word in the dictionary is spelled incorrectly?
Answer: Incorrectly.
What do you call a fairy that hasn't taken a bath?
Answer: Stinkerbell.
What is black and white and pink all over?
Answer: An embarrassed zebra!
Why are Teddy Bears never hungry?
Answer: Because they are always stuffed.
What did the space man say when he set foot on a giant chocolate bar?
Answer: I have just set foot on Mars.
What do moths study in school?
Answer: Mothematics.
What is the largest living ant in the world?
Answer: Antartica.
What is a song about a car called?
Answer: A car tune (cartoon).
What kinds of stones are never found in the ocean?
Answer: Dry stones.
Why did the woman wear a helmet at the dinner table?
Answer: She was on a crash diet.
Why didn't the hot-dog star in the movies?
Answer: The rolls weren't good enough.
What always sleeps with his shoes on?
Answer: A horse.
What did the beach say when the tide came in?
Answer: Long time no sea.
What two keys cannot open any doors?
Answer: A donkey and a monkey.
What city has no people?
Answer: Electricity.
Why was the baby ant confused?
Answer: All his uncles were ants.
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